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poguemahone wrote:my dear departed old battleaxe of a mother in law edna once said to me, '' if you ever said anything nice about me, i think i'd drop down dead ''
i said '' its no use trying to bribe me ''
Brooksy wrote:poguemahone wrote:my dear departed old battleaxe of a mother in law edna once said to me, '' if you ever said anything nice about me, i think i'd drop down dead ''
i said '' its no use trying to bribe me ''
Why didn't you tell her that she was dead sexy instead of "Thate bosted."
Brooksy wrote:poguemahone wrote:my dear departed old battleaxe of a mother in law edna once said to me, '' if you ever said anything nice about me, i think i'd drop down dead ''
i said '' its no use trying to bribe me ''
Why didn't you tell her that she was dead sexy instead of "Thate bosted."
gary martin wrote:my wife bless her. like many of the fair sex, is on a diet. now put into perspective the clothing situation, and like many of the said sex, have far too many clothes. three double wardrobes, chests of drawers, and I hasten to add, very large chests of drawers, is too much. being the kind soul that I am, offered advice on the situation. YOU HAVE TOO MANY CLOTHES ! GET RID OF SOME OF THEM! I thought it was wise advice. the look of distain on her face, but then she had that other look, the one with renewed vigour. she then comes out with the get out of this one hubby statement. "well, if I lose a couple of dress sizes, are you going to buy me a new wardrobe? " (wry smile on her face). my answer, of course dear! (look on her face of surprise) if you lose that much, I would have to buy you a new wardrobe as none of your clothes would fit!
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