A stiff one

Re: A stiff one

Postby bugsy666 » Mon Feb 23, 2015 11:00 pm

I'm Cumbrian whos' round is it next as i am wanting a double whiskey


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Re: A stiff one

Postby Raj » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:24 am

Edna has a lot to answer for ... She has really driven this once respectable establishment into the gutter :(
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Re: A stiff one

Postby Dan » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:00 am

eboswan wrote:
Dan wrote:I'm a real man , I don't need lube :o :? :D


so your used too having things pushed up your jacksie :shock: :shock: :shock:



My boss told me everyone carries a fire extinguisher up there bum for health and safety reasons ?
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Re: A stiff one

Postby Raj » Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:46 am

Was he Indian? :lol:
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Re: A stiff one

Postby Blackbaronfish » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:17 pm

Dan wrote:
eboswan wrote:
Dan wrote:I'm a real man , I don't need lube :o :? :D


so your used too having things pushed up your jacksie :shock: :shock: :shock:



My boss told me everyone carries a fire extinguisher up there bum for health and safety reasons ?


Im sure your boss has had you over a barrel a few times Dan.

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Re: A stiff one

Postby Timmytree » Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:10 pm

Such a genteel establishment, spoilt by crudeness. :shock: :mrgreen:
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Re: A stiff one

Postby Blackbaronfish » Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:46 pm

Bottoms up :twisted:

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Re: A stiff one

Postby Dan » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:06 pm

Raj wrote:Was he Indian? :lol:

No raj he is a Mongolian Jew why do you ask mate? :)
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Re: A stiff one

Postby Dan » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:09 pm

Im sure your boss has had you over a barrel a few times Dan.

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Re: A stiff one

Postby Raj » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:28 pm

Dan wrote:
Raj wrote:Was he Indian? :lol:

No raj he is a Mongolian Jew why do you ask mate? :)


Indians carry fire extinguishers because what burns on the way in burns on the way out :twisted:
Ask Zing of the ring-sting ....
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