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Re: A stiff one
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:30 pm
by Timmytree
eboswan wrote:Certainly sir
Its been awhile sir, let me just blow the dust of your glass
Heres your pint sir
Now about the chicken and chips
would sir settle for chicken crisps ? Or I could knock you up a nice curly crust ham sandwich?
Just crisps and a pickled egg please. Are you sure that's dust? It looks more like an inch of batshit?
Re: A stiff one
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:13 pm
by eboswan
Ok sir one packet of crisps and a pickled egg
It must be your lucky day sir with every pickled egg sold today you can have a free pickled gherkin
or if sir prefer's ,a small sachet of bat shit
Re: A stiff one
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:42 pm
by Timmytree
Forget the batshit, crisps, pickled egg and a gherkin will do fine.
By the way, those peanuts behind the bar are still priced at 6d, at least 46 years old!
Thank you barmaid.
Funny looking barmaid! more whiskers than a walrus and smells of sheep!
Re: A stiff one
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:25 pm
by eboswan
Timmytree wrote:Forget the batshit, crisps, pickled egg and a gherkin will do fine.
By the way, those peanuts behind the bar are still priced at 6d, at least 46 years old!
Thank you barmaid.
Funny looking barmaid! more whiskers than a walrus and smells of sheep!
You cheeky git .....i shaved this morning,I'm wearing my best dress, this bra is cutting in, these heals are killing me and my thong,well its gone up so far I've lost it your so ungrateful
And sheep smell SHEEP SMELL you cheeky barsteward that's my best perfume
Re: A stiff one
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:30 pm
by Timmytree
Isn't that the stuff that Turin Turambar gave you when he came back from the crusades?
Re: A stiff one
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:33 am
by eboswan
Timmytree wrote:Isn't that the stuff that Turin Turambar gave you when he came back from the crusades?
Now that's a name I haven't seen on here for a while
Re: A stiff one
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:55 pm
by Timmytree
eboswan wrote:Timmytree wrote:Isn't that the stuff that Turin Turambar gave you when he came back from the crusades?
Now that's a name I haven't seen on here for a while
I wonder what the old bugger is doing with himself nowadays?
Re: A stiff one
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:15 pm
by eboswan
God only knows, shame we don't hear from him and pat anymore
Re: A stiff one
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 10:09 pm
by Raj
Re: A stiff one
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:28 am
by eboswan
No scotch
not after last time,
You Injuns can't handle they're firewater all that whooping and a hollering
ray hasn't been the same man since the scalping incident
You can have a dandelion and burdock and if you stay well behaved and don't drink from the spittoon you can have a shandy later