A stiff one

Re: A stiff one

Postby Raj » Sun Feb 22, 2015 11:42 pm

Timmytree wrote:Why don't you use toilet paper like the rest of us? :mrgreen:

Speak for yourself .... I use ice some mornings :oops:
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Re: A stiff one

Postby Dan » Mon Feb 23, 2015 7:24 pm

Drinks are on me ,it's good to be back. I missed the smell of wet dog. wee ,sick and Edna .
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Re: A stiff one

Postby poguemahone » Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:29 pm

aye up dan, didnt recognise you there mate, you look very errr.......errr.....sort of purple :shock:
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Re: A stiff one

Postby eboswan » Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:31 pm

that`s the bruising steve :shock: edna roughed him up a little during the throws of the sloppy act
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Re: A stiff one

Postby poguemahone » Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:45 pm

looks like edna's purple lipstick to me brian, he's covered in it :shock:
edna's been to ann summers shop today for a vibrator. the sales assistant said ''the vibrators are on those 4 shelves over there madam''
edna had a good look around, then said to the assistant ''how much is the red one on the wall'' ??
the assistant said ''thats a fire extinguisher, madam''
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Re: A stiff one

Postby Dan » Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A stiff one

Postby eboswan » Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:54 pm

Dan wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:


I don't know what your laughing about dan :shock:

edna`s going too use the fire extinguisher on you :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

better get some lube in mate :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A stiff one

Postby Dan » Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:02 pm

I'm a real man , I don't need lube :o :? :D
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Re: A stiff one

Postby eboswan » Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:31 pm

Dan wrote:I'm a real man , I don't need lube :o :? :D


so your used too having things pushed up your jacksie :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: A stiff one

Postby Blackbaronfish » Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:32 pm

Dan wrote:I'm a real man , I don't need lube :o :? :D


And soon to be a crying blip :lol: :lol: :lol:

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