A stiff one

Re: A stiff one

Postby Timmytree » Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:30 pm

eboswan wrote:Certainly sir
Its been awhile sir, let me just blow the dust of your glass :D

Heres your pint sir :D
Now about the chicken and chips :oops: would sir settle for chicken crisps ? Or I could knock you up a nice curly crust ham sandwich?


Just crisps and a pickled egg please. Are you sure that's dust? It looks more like an inch of batshit?
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Re: A stiff one

Postby eboswan » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:13 pm

Ok sir one packet of crisps and a pickled egg :)
It must be your lucky day sir with every pickled egg sold today you can have a free pickled gherkin :D :D or if sir prefer's ,a small sachet of bat shit :D
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Re: A stiff one

Postby Timmytree » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:42 pm

Forget the batshit, crisps, pickled egg and a gherkin will do fine.
By the way, those peanuts behind the bar are still priced at 6d, at least 46 years old!
Thank you barmaid.

Funny looking barmaid! more whiskers than a walrus and smells of sheep!
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Re: A stiff one

Postby eboswan » Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:25 pm

Timmytree wrote:Forget the batshit, crisps, pickled egg and a gherkin will do fine.
By the way, those peanuts behind the bar are still priced at 6d, at least 46 years old!
Thank you barmaid.

Funny looking barmaid! more whiskers than a walrus and smells of sheep!



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And sheep smell SHEEP SMELL you cheeky barsteward that's my best perfume :x
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Re: A stiff one

Postby Timmytree » Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:30 pm

Isn't that the stuff that Turin Turambar gave you when he came back from the crusades?
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Re: A stiff one

Postby eboswan » Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:33 am

Timmytree wrote:Isn't that the stuff that Turin Turambar gave you when he came back from the crusades?


Now that's a name I haven't seen on here for a while :(
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Re: A stiff one

Postby Timmytree » Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:55 pm

eboswan wrote:
Timmytree wrote:Isn't that the stuff that Turin Turambar gave you when he came back from the crusades?


Now that's a name I haven't seen on here for a while :(


I wonder what the old bugger is doing with himself nowadays?
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Re: A stiff one

Postby eboswan » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:15 pm

God only knows, shame we don't hear from him and pat anymore
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Re: A stiff one

Postby Raj » Fri Sep 29, 2017 10:09 pm

Halelujah !!!! There is still a pulse :lol: :lol: :lol:
A pint of scotch, barmaaaaaaaaaaaan !!! 8-)
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Re: A stiff one

Postby eboswan » Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:28 am

Raj wrote:Halelujah !!!! There is still a pulse :lol: :lol: :lol:
A pint of scotch, barmaaaaaaaaaaaan !!! 8-)



No scotch :( not after last time,
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