Toxic Crisps
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 8:16 pm
Noon and hadn't eaten.
Pulled over to a shop and got a packet of salt and vinegar crisps.
First mouthful I gagged and luckily there was a layby near.
I thought I'd been poisoned.
Flushed out my mouth with water then went looking for a tobacanist to get some Capstain Full Strength to take the taste away.
Turns out they were Lime and Blackpepper flavour which , I imagine are the closest thing to dog ***t
Pulled over to a shop and got a packet of salt and vinegar crisps.
First mouthful I gagged and luckily there was a layby near.
I thought I'd been poisoned.
Flushed out my mouth with water then went looking for a tobacanist to get some Capstain Full Strength to take the taste away.
Turns out they were Lime and Blackpepper flavour which , I imagine are the closest thing to dog ***t