independence day, well, you know...

Re: independence day, well, you know...

Postby eboswan » Wed Jul 05, 2017 9:57 am

zingpow wrote:
Blackbaronfish wrote:Can you imagine going out for a beer, and when you get home you find yourself on ebay, The shock once you've woken up, to find that you've purchase the most ridiculous and expensive peice of crap imaginable.
Get the picture :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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well the usa is only a few hundred years old, perhaps when we've been around as long as england has we'll have it down as good as you do...no imoji needed...zing of the wild frontier...

trump is actually more in tune with the old country than the american public is...the president of the united states is supposed to be a leader not a ruler, he fancies himself the latter...perhaps the royal family has a place for him in the monarchy...zp...


No thanks tim, we have a palace full of inbred lunatics without being saddled with your lunatic :)
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Re: independence day, well, you know...

Postby neil » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:33 am

eboswan wrote:
zingpow wrote:
Blackbaronfish wrote:Can you imagine going out for a beer, and when you get home you find yourself on ebay, The shock once you've woken up, to find that you've purchase the most ridiculous and expensive peice of crap imaginable.
Get the picture :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BBF


well the usa is only a few hundred years old, perhaps when we've been around as long as england has we'll have it down as good as you do...no imoji needed...zing of the wild frontier...

trump is actually more in tune with the old country than the american public is...the president of the united states is supposed to be a leader not a ruler, he fancies himself the latter...perhaps the royal family has a place for him in the monarchy...zp...


No thanks tim, we have a palace full of inbred lunatics without being saddled with your lunatic :)

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Re: independence day, well, you know...

Postby zingpow » Wed Jul 05, 2017 5:17 pm

eboswan wrote:
zingpow wrote:
Blackbaronfish wrote:Can you imagine going out for a beer, and when you get home you find yourself on ebay, The shock once you've woken up, to find that you've purchase the most ridiculous and expensive peice of crap imaginable.
Get the picture :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BBF


well the usa is only a few hundred years old, perhaps when we've been around as long as england has we'll have it down as good as you do...no imoji needed...zing of the wild frontier...

trump is actually more in tune with the old country than the american public is...the president of the united states is supposed to be a leader not a ruler, he fancies himself the latter...perhaps the royal family has a place for him in the monarchy...zp...


No thanks tim, we have a palace full of inbred lunatics without being saddled with your lunatic :)


aw come on brian, you guys could make a fortune displaying him in a side show of a traveling circus...

"step right up folks, no children please, and see living breathing proof that the human species should not reproduce with an orangutan"..."he walks he talks he can climb a tree faster than a chimpanzee with burning pitch shoved up his azz"...

people would come from miles around to see him and some folks would pay good money to feed it a banana or two...put it to a vote and let the chips fall where they may...zp...
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Re: independence day, well, you know...

Postby FPoole » Sat Jul 15, 2017 7:20 pm

One thing for sure. Trump is far better than the last idiot. The one claim to fame of Obama is, he took the title of worst president ever. The old saying goes, " If you're catching flack, you must be on target". Donald must be on target.
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Re: independence day, well, you know...

Postby zingpow » Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:05 pm

who farted...
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Re: independence day, well, you know...

Postby eboswan » Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:11 pm

zingpow wrote:who farted...



Sorry :oops:
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Re: independence day, well, you know...

Postby Raj » Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:26 pm

As we say over here ....... "He who smelt it, dealt it" and then of course ..... there is ....














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Re: independence day, well, you know...

Postby zingpow » Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:50 pm

george carlin's list of farts:

the fizz
the fazz
the fizz fazz
the rip sh!t
the tear ass
the snorter
and the one that goes WOOOOOSH...

i would add: the trump...

thinking of you george...zp...
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