days like this make me wish they made...
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:29 pm
battery powered rubber underpants lined with micofiber that you could fill with chilled jello cubes (strawberry just in case alice and zelda show up) that would keep my underparts cool all day, the "jiggly" part would be a nice distraction as well...
it's been in the upper 80's to low 90's for the past week and even though they have predicted rain EVERY DAY we've seen nary a drop...you could use a chain saw and cut sculptures in the humidity...i am here in the computer room with the air conditioning blasting as the electric meter spins merrily away sending my utility bill through the roof...
piss and moan i know...the older i get the more i appreciate goldilocks, my comfort margin is getting narrower with every passing season, old age is upon me...guess i'll get the fireblade out and tempt fate and the federalies until sunset...zing of the road...
it's been in the upper 80's to low 90's for the past week and even though they have predicted rain EVERY DAY we've seen nary a drop...you could use a chain saw and cut sculptures in the humidity...i am here in the computer room with the air conditioning blasting as the electric meter spins merrily away sending my utility bill through the roof...
piss and moan i know...the older i get the more i appreciate goldilocks, my comfort margin is getting narrower with every passing season, old age is upon me...guess i'll get the fireblade out and tempt fate and the federalies until sunset...zing of the road...