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The things women say!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:38 pm
by Timmytree
My other half, Jo, is normally pretty switched on but has a habit of coming out with something without thinking.This weekend was a classic. Waiting at a busy T junction with a restricted view I asked a simple question. "What's it like your side?"

"LEFT" :mrgreen:

Re: The things women say!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:46 pm
by Brooksy
That's nothing, I should write a book.
We were driving the other day, and we passed the new Jaguar dealership in Crewe. Next door, they're building a petrol station. She says "when they started building, how did they know there was petrol on the site"?
Then, yesterday, she asks me, "why do birds need feathers when they have skin as well"?
Today, it was "do bees have udders, now don't laugh, I saw it on telly that all honey is pasteurized."

Re: The things women say!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:19 pm
by Blackbaronfish
You couldn't make it up :lol: .
My daughter the other day asked me "how high is eight foot" :lol: :lol: :x

BBF

Re: The things women say!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:38 pm
by poguemahone
my dear departed old battleaxe of a mother in law edna once said to me, '' if you ever said anything nice about me, i think i'd drop down dead ''
i said '' its no use trying to bribe me ''

Re: The things women say!

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 8:50 pm
by Brooksy
poguemahone wrote:my dear departed old battleaxe of a mother in law edna once said to me, '' if you ever said anything nice about me, i think i'd drop down dead ''
i said '' its no use trying to bribe me ''

Why didn't you tell her that she was dead sexy instead of "Thate bosted."

:D

Re: The things women say!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:55 pm
by Raj
Brooksy wrote:
poguemahone wrote:my dear departed old battleaxe of a mother in law edna once said to me, '' if you ever said anything nice about me, i think i'd drop down dead ''
i said '' its no use trying to bribe me ''

Why didn't you tell her that she was dead sexy instead of "Thate bosted."

:D



Oi ..... cut it out, you two. I have feelings, you know? :cry:

Re: The things women say!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:48 pm
by poguemahone
Brooksy wrote:
poguemahone wrote:my dear departed old battleaxe of a mother in law edna once said to me, '' if you ever said anything nice about me, i think i'd drop down dead ''
i said '' its no use trying to bribe me ''

Why didn't you tell her that she was dead sexy instead of "Thate bosted."

:D

theres only 2 people ever told edna she was sexy, and thats Raj and timmytree.
the sound of edna gasping for breath on her hospital bed still haunts me, do you think i should change my ringtone ??

Re: The things women say!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:17 pm
by Brooksy
Maybe stick it through a karaoke program?