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now if you really want a laugh, look at his profile, his interests and I quote, the ladies, what a guy, Swiss Tony from the Fast Show!

Italian ladies? Double chins, wrinkles and a full set of whiskers at 25.

It was the few months he spent on here (& made his mind up) that did it for me, mind you, I`ve been on other forums, we`re the AAOC & we do things a wee bit differently, & for that, I will be eternally grateful!

gary martin wrote:now if you really want a laugh, look at his profile, his interests and I quote, the ladies, what a guy, Swiss Tony from the Fast Show!

"Leaving the AAOC is very much like making love to a beautiful woman ..... "

Joining an airgun forum is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman. First you have to find one which you are attracted to. Then you have to court the forum and make initial contact. If the forum is responsive to your advances you can proceed to make small talk in first posts. An initial post of which pellet is a classic first foray, doubtless the forum will respond to your initial advance. Then a few more posts in greater depth and meaningful conversation before getting to the stage of sliding one into the breach and shooting ones load off.

Timmytree wrote:Italian ladies? Double chins, wrinkles and a full set of whiskers at 25.

Can't get to sleep now, wish you hadn't posted this .Rog

So, to sum it up. The guy is a dreamer who possibly masturbates hourly. His family are, embarrassed. His air rifle wishes it was his AAOC membership, I.e. untouched.
Just an educated guess, after all, I did qualify as a Docker. As in, I drove freight trains out of Garston.

maybe he's off to join the DS owners club forum instead

It has been a bit slow, but I think it's been winter in England and not so good for shooting. Folks need to step back and think a bit before they jump to conclusions. Luckily, I don't have to worry about winter. I did wake up to a windscreen full of ice this morning. A bit of a shock for March in Florida.

I notice he came back on again on the 11th.....maybe to see if the paint was dry

BBF