Off I'm off

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gary martin
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Re: Off I'm off

Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:29 pm

now if you really want a laugh, look at his profile, his interests and I quote, the ladies, ;) what a guy, Swiss Tony from the Fast Show! :lol:

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Timmytree
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Re: Off I'm off

Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:50 pm

Italian ladies? Double chins, wrinkles and a full set of whiskers at 25. :mrgreen:

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Re: Off I'm off

Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:46 pm

It was the few months he spent on here (& made his mind up) that did it for me, mind you, I`ve been on other forums, we`re the AAOC & we do things a wee bit differently, & for that, I will be eternally grateful!
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Re: Off I'm off

Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:49 pm

gary martin wrote:now if you really want a laugh, look at his profile, his interests and I quote, the ladies, ;) what a guy, Swiss Tony from the Fast Show! :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: "Leaving the AAOC is very much like making love to a beautiful woman ..... " :twisted:
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gary martin
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Re: Off I'm off

Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:39 pm

Joining an airgun forum is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman. First you have to find one which you are attracted to. Then you have to court the forum and make initial contact. If the forum is responsive to your advances you can proceed to make small talk in first posts. An initial post of which pellet is a classic first foray, doubtless the forum will respond to your initial advance. Then a few more posts in greater depth and meaningful conversation before getting to the stage of sliding one into the breach and shooting ones load off.

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Re: Off I'm off

Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:54 pm

Timmytree wrote:Italian ladies? Double chins, wrinkles and a full set of whiskers at 25. :mrgreen:

Can't get to sleep now, wish you hadn't posted this :shock: .Rog

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Re: Off I'm off

Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:43 pm

So, to sum it up. The guy is a dreamer who possibly masturbates hourly. His family are, embarrassed. His air rifle wishes it was his AAOC membership, I.e. untouched.
Just an educated guess, after all, I did qualify as a Docker. As in, I drove freight trains out of Garston. :D
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Re: Off I'm off

Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:05 pm

maybe he's off to join the DS owners club forum instead :mrgreen:
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Re: Off I'm off

Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:17 am

It has been a bit slow, but I think it's been winter in England and not so good for shooting. Folks need to step back and think a bit before they jump to conclusions. Luckily, I don't have to worry about winter. I did wake up to a windscreen full of ice this morning. A bit of a shock for March in Florida.

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Re: Off I'm off

Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:11 pm

I notice he came back on again on the 11th.....maybe to see if the paint was dry :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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