I`d have none at all!!!
went out with the gaffer on Saturday, won`t need house keys cos she`s got hers, right? no need for a moby, no-one ever phones me anyhow, right?
popped into a jewellery shop cos I`ve lost my beloved G-shock watch (16 years & a dodgy clasp sent it god only knows where) the gaffer went to have a look at the Waverly steamship berthed a few hundred meters away, I emerge from said shop, the Waverly is well out in the water, must`ve set sail just as the boss took off to look at it (methinks) I`m now searching the jetty for her, thinking she must`ve carried onto the shop we were headed for, I head there, no gaffer to be found, back to jetty, nope, getting angrier with my lack of phone I walk a circular route around Helensburgh a small town, back to car & drive in circles, head home cos we`ve a security box round back with keys in, guess what, no keys in it (still no idea why as she hasn`t spoken to me), drive to my sons work, get his moby & keys, phone her, no answer (she knows it`s me not golden balls) drive home & not a word from her since she arrived home god knows how, went to work today, stabbed myself in the thigh when a drill bit snapped, 10 mins later, I looked up at a piece of wood my partner had stuck to the wall with no-nails as it fell off & hit me on the eye,
guys, I need a drink
if it wasn`t for bad luck
if it wasn`t for bad luck
AA S200
Walther LGU
Westlake fit for the bin
Webley Raider 10
Walther underlever
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Walther LGU
Westlake fit for the bin
Webley Raider 10
Walther underlever
1st Grand Order member
- Blackbaronfish
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Re: if it wasn`t for bad luck
Drink...you want wrapping up in cotton wool
BBF
BBF
Did I mention that I'm the only one to have attended EVERY meet since we started
- Bunny Bagger
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Re: if it wasn`t for bad luck
Reg Prescott (Kenny Everett DIY sketch) If I could get a link up I'd put it up - Funny
Re: if it wasn`t for bad luck
IS MY SIGNATURE BIGGER THAN RAYS. Cz 452 american .22+sak mod
S200. .177
S200. .177
Re: if it wasn`t for bad luck
flipin heck, with luck like that ,... i bet you could fall in an olympic size swimming pool full of boobs .... and STILL come out sucking your thumb ,,,
at least it can only get better mate.
at least it can only get better mate.
ONE SHOT .... ONE KILL
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