The importance of capital letters.

[Timmytree]

I spotted this as a tag line on another forum, very appropriate and a good example considering the appalling drop in literacy standards that can be seen. (Not so bad on here though!)

I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

[Roadworthy]

If you off a horse it's a great deal of work to dig the hole to bury it. It's a much better idea to sell the horse or even give it away. It then becomes someone else's problem. Besides you no longer have to store hay for the winter.

[raygun]

The Atlantic is quite wide at times

ATB
Ray.

[Timmytree]

The Atlantic is quite wide at times

ATB
Ray.

Would you like to PM our Colonial cousin and explain Ray?

[wastrel]

No need Raymondo, please, allow me, ahem, Great Britian & America, two countries separated by a common language!

[Blackbaronfish]

Please note NO horses were hurt or injured in the making of Tims post

BBF

[zippy]

Could have been a lot worse, He could have helped the the horse off uncle Jack....... .

Or he could have Jacked up the horse.......

[zippy]

Could have been a lot worse, He could have helped the the horse of uncle Jack....... .

Or he could have Jacked up the horse.......

Here bellow is some horsing about.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_52nwt2ETSU

[Timmytree]

Could have been a lot worse, He could have helped the the horse of uncle Jack....... .

Or he could have Jacked up the horse.......

Keep taking the tablets Mick.

[Andy-K2]

Please note NO horses were hurt or injured in the making of Tims post

BBF

No doubt there was a happy horse though Thanks TT, enjoyed the quote, tickled me anyway