festive pics.

[Timmytree]

The young lady on the bottom row needs a bit of sun on her chest or i will volunteer too rub in false tan

They all look like an advert for bloody Oxfam! Come on, lets have some proper women with bumps and lumps, RAJ, where's that pic of Edna you showed me last year? The one where she put on the stockings and left her arse hanging out like a Zeppelin?

[eboswan]

The young lady on the bottom row needs a bit of sun on her chest or i will volunteer too rub in false tan

They all look like an advert for bloody Oxfam! Come on, lets have some proper women with bumps and lumps, RAJ, where's that pic of Edna you showed me last year? The one where she put on the stockings and left her arse hanging out like a Zeppelin?

That pic made my cry.....looked like 50 gallon of semolina in plastic bags

[Raj]

Sorry guys .... Gone off Edna ... May her soul rest in peace

Roll on the next big thang !!!

Mmmmmm ..... LYCRAAAAAAA

[eboswan]

Raj couldn't you have found pics of girls in lycra......i used too worry about your drinking..now i think i will worry about what team you bat for

[Raj]

I would like to think that this forum stands for equality - racial, sexual, age, air-rifle brand, clothing, religion ... etc. etc.
You should try it, Bri. You might find yourself swapping wool for chamois .... and Assos cream smells way better than Organophosphate
http://www.ribblecycles.co.uk/sp/road-t ... lsrc=aw.ds

[Blackbaronfish]

ASSOS Chamois Crème makes long rides more enjoyable and comfortable, by reducing friction and preventing bacterial and fungal infections on your skin. Apply a thin layer of Chamois Crème to your skin and padded insert before you ride.

Please explain this Raj as i have a picture in my mind that needs erasing

BBF

[Timmytree]

ASSOS Chamois Crème makes long rides more enjoyable and comfortable, by reducing friction and preventing bacterial and fungal infections on your skin. Apply a thin layer of Chamois Crème to your skin and padded insert before you ride.

Please explain this Raj as i have a picture in my mind that needs erasing

BBF

The thing that we would call a saddle.

[wastrel]

I would like to think that this forum stands for equality - racial, sexual, age, air-rifle brand, clothing, religion ... etc. etc.
You should try it, Bri. You might find yourself swapping wool for chamois .... and Assos cream smells way better than Organophosphate
http://www.ribblecycles.co.uk/sp/road-t ... lsrc=aw.ds

I don't have to stick my hand in a pot of boiling water to know it's gonna burn me Raj, I'll not be erm, swapping wool for chamois, wool'll do for me (might just have invented another word there)

[Raj]

Right then ... Here is something I didn't realize till I got into road biking myself. You know all those folks you see on thin tyred fast bikes ... NONE of them wear any underwear. Underwear is an additional layer that gets wet with sweat and chafes, cuts off circulation when you are on the bike saddle for 3 or 4 hours at a time. So the way it is done is to wear the Lycra straight against your skin - at least for the bottom half of your body.
However, this is painful if all you have between your backside and the hard saddle is a sliver of Lycra. So cycling shorts are padded on the inside with a gel filled layer called the 'insert'. This is referred to as chamois because early inserts used to be made of chamois goat skin. Not so anymore. When we have a big ride coming up, we strip naked, apply the cream to our butt skin and the inside of the insert, slip it on and get pedaling. The Lycra and the insert move with you rather than against you ... This is the best way to minimize friction on long distance rides.

[Blackbaronfish]

My mind has been restored

BBF