Toilet Roll usage in the NE

[Katzenjammer]

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[eboswan]

Yes that time again and supplies are standing up to the strain, you'll be pleased to hear. Home since the 6th and only 7 used which is quite reasonable. What the hell do they use all that tissue for? In the past it has been like the andrex adverts

you don't half go on about how much toilet roll your daughter uses...tight fisted git get over it.... the mountain of toilet roll I mean

[Raj]

Havent had this old chestnut on here for a while !!! You have made me go all nostalgic, Stevie

[Katzenjammer]

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[Geordie]

How long is she back for Steve? I'll hold some extra rolls for you just in case she misses her plane back too Hispaniola

My youngest boy has moved in with his big brother at their new rented house. The place is brand new but Ryan has a touch of OCD. Well its more than a touch truth be known He sent me a pick of his preparations for his first dump t'other day. He lines the whole seat with around 3 ply of bog roll. Must be half a roll I reckon

Kids eh!

[Katzenjammer]

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[Geordie]

Perhaps he should design some straps to hang on to so he doesn't have to touch the seat

I dare not give him that idea He's a funny lad, I love the little bugger dearly!

[Katzenjammer]

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[zippy]

Ho!, no! not the bog roll user again...

[Raj]

Try the aloe vera coated ones, Zippy. Prevents chafing.