female, preferably not blind or on the pension. And strictly no shoe addictions.
She must not mind been timed while in the bathroom and finance her own toilet roll usage.
The lady Must understand Men like toys eg, ones used in the bedroom along with airguns, cars, Gizmos/gadgets etc there must be spare cash at all times for these items.
We are simple creatures we only require football, beer, curry and the aforementioned items above, so a nagging tongue will not be tolerated.
men should aways have access to the TV remote control even though she aways gets her own way on what we watch on it.
woman's hair will be removed from bath and sink at all times.
Shopping centers, shopping for shoes will strictly not be attended by the man as this can lead to a nervous breakdown.
Any parking in Asda or Tesco carpark will be undertaken by the man for obvious reasons.
Any other lads want to add to this list above please feel free,,, as woman normally stick together gang up on their man during any disputes or disagreements.
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