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I'm back as well

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:42 pm
by Freeatlast
Just re joined :D

Re: I'm back as well

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:13 am
by poguemahone
aye up frank, Edna's been looking for you earlier :shock:

Re: I'm back as well

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 8:47 am
by eboswan
poguemahone wrote:aye up frank, Edna's been looking for you earlier :shock:

she`s saying she`s PREGNANT :o :o :o :o :o :o

Re: I'm back as well

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:03 am
by Blackbaronfish
Welcome back...I hope the spam question didn't fool you too much

BBF

Re: I'm back as well

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:31 pm
by Raj
eboswan wrote:
poguemahone wrote:aye up frank, Edna's been looking for you earlier :shock:

she`s saying she`s PREGNANT :o :o :o :o :o :o


That is impossible, Bri. We all know she was neutered in 1978 when Social Services discovered the remains of several half eaten babies under her bed :shock:

Re: I'm back as well

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:20 pm
by poguemahone
eboswan wrote:
poguemahone wrote:aye up frank, Edna's been looking for you earlier :shock:

she`s saying she`s PREGNANT :o :o :o :o :o :o

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you dont know how funny that is, because frank actually did get edna pregnant in 1974 8-)
frank and edna have a son, alan, who was born on the steps outside hanley registry office, with sore fingers through hanging on until the wedding ceremony was over.
frank and edna split up 12 months later, mainly because of the drink related violence, gambling, domestic abuse, and continuous adultery :shock:
i dont know how frank managed to put up with it for 12 months :o

Re: I'm back as well

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 8:29 am
by eboswan
:lol: :lol: I feel your pain frank :lol: :lol: are the nightmares getting any better :lol:

Re: I'm back as well

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:41 pm
by poguemahone
eboswan wrote::lol: :lol: I feel your pain frank :lol: :lol: are the nightmares getting any better :lol:

many people dont realise that alan is franks son because he looks just like edna, mainly because he dresses up in womens clothes :shock:
i dont think frank has seen alan, or helen as she likes to be called these days, for about 10 years :o

Re: I'm back as well

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:59 pm
by eboswan
poguemahone wrote:
eboswan wrote::lol: :lol: I feel your pain frank :lol: :lol: are the nightmares getting any better :lol:

many people dont realise that alan is franks son because he looks just like edna, mainly because he dresses up in womens clothes :shock:
i dont think frank has seen alan, or helen as she likes to be called these days, for about 10 years :o


so alan also has a broken nose bad teeth ,bad breath,a limp and a distinct smell :shock: :shock:

Re: I'm back as well

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:28 pm
by Raj
poguemahone wrote: ...just like edna, mainly because he dresses up in womens clothes :shock:


Women's clothes :evil: !!! You are putting me right off Edna, old chap !!! I always imagined her to be perpetually in the nude .... like Titian's Venus ... or Ruben's Leda ... or Little Britain's Bubbles De Vere :oops: