pea up the nose
pea up the nose
man gets home from work and sits down to eat his dinner. steak chips and peas. he hits a pea with his fork it flys off his knife and flys right up his nose. he says to the wife you have long nails see if you can get it out. she says its not enough I have to wash your pants 7 nights a week. now you want me to pick your nose. the wife said our ann is in the front room with her boyfriend and he works for st johns ambulance. see if he can get it out. anyway. he comes in and says I can get it out. what you have to do is tilt your head back. I will put 2 fingers on the tip of your nose. pull it back and you give a quick blow.and it should come right out. sure enough the pea dropped right out. the lad said the way I did that I should be a doctor. the man said the smell on your fingers you should be my son in law.
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ok that's not too bad I suppose........but we are watching you fella
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S200. .177
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Re: pea up the nose
eboswan wrote:ok that's not too bad I suppose........but we are watching you fella
its only jokes and fun mate. no harm intended.
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air gun wrote:eboswan wrote:ok that's not too bad I suppose........but we are watching you fella
its only jokes and fun mate. no harm intended.
who told you those jokes were funny......we will ban then instead
IS MY SIGNATURE BIGGER THAN RAYS. Cz 452 american .22+sak mod
S200. .177
S200. .177
Re: pea up the nose
eboswan wrote:air gun wrote:eboswan wrote:ok that's not too bad I suppose........but we are watching you fella
its only jokes and fun mate. no harm intended.
who told you those jokes were funny......we will ban then instead
you know you had a little chuckle
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it was more of a snigger rather than a chuckle
IS MY SIGNATURE BIGGER THAN RAYS. Cz 452 american .22+sak mod
S200. .177
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Re: pea up the nose
eboswan wrote:it was more of a snigger rather than a chuckle
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