pea up the nose

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air gun
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pea up the nose

Sat May 23, 2015 11:02 pm

man gets home from work and sits down to eat his dinner. steak chips and peas. he hits a pea with his fork it flys off his knife and flys right up his nose. he says to the wife you have long nails see if you can get it out. she says its not enough I have to wash your pants 7 nights a week. now you want me to pick your nose. :shock: the wife said our ann is in the front room with her boyfriend and he works for st johns ambulance. see if he can get it out. anyway. he comes in and says I can get it out. what you have to do is tilt your head back. I will put 2 fingers on the tip of your nose. pull it back and you give a quick blow.and it should come right out. sure enough the pea dropped right out. the lad said the way I did that I should be a doctor. the man said the smell on your fingers you should be my son in law. :mrgreen:
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Re: pea up the nose

Sat May 23, 2015 11:09 pm

ok that's not too bad I suppose........but we are watching you fella :twisted: :lol:
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Re: pea up the nose

Sat May 23, 2015 11:11 pm

eboswan wrote:ok that's not too bad I suppose........but we are watching you fella :twisted: :lol:

its only jokes and fun mate. no harm intended. :mrgreen:
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Re: pea up the nose

Sat May 23, 2015 11:12 pm

air gun wrote:
eboswan wrote:ok that's not too bad I suppose........but we are watching you fella :twisted: :lol:

its only jokes and fun mate. no harm intended. :mrgreen:


who told you those jokes were funny......we will ban then instead ;)
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Re: pea up the nose

Sat May 23, 2015 11:13 pm

eboswan wrote:
air gun wrote:
eboswan wrote:ok that's not too bad I suppose........but we are watching you fella :twisted: :lol:

its only jokes and fun mate. no harm intended. :mrgreen:


who told you those jokes were funny......we will ban then instead ;)

you know you had a little chuckle :lol: :lol:
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Re: pea up the nose

Sat May 23, 2015 11:15 pm

it was more of a snigger rather than a chuckle :)
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Re: pea up the nose

Sat May 23, 2015 11:16 pm

eboswan wrote:it was more of a snigger rather than a chuckle :)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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