men vs women

[wastrel]

female shower-
hair, face, neck, shoulders (front & rear), armpits, bi & triceps, elbows, forearms, torso, tricky to reach back bits, waist, backside, fluff `n stuff, thighs, lower legs- feet & toes, stand & rinse for god knows how long, time approx. 25mins-infinity
man shower-
hair, face, neck, armpits, Balls & backside, thighs- if not in hurry, let water/towel take care of out else, time approx. 4-8mins.

[Blackbaronfish]

We all wondered why it took you so long to get ready

BBF