School trip.

[Timmytree]

Pinched from another forum.



"The School Outing"
A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet
when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could
reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
underpants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their
willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher
said, 'You must be in year four.'
'No, love,' he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15"

[Linus]

I did titter at that

[Geordie]

Very good!

[Blackbaronfish]

Oh dear

BBF

[eboswan]

[Raj]

I was madly in love with a teacher once ... to say I had a crush on her is an understatement.

[eboswan]

I was madly in love with a teacher once ... to say I had a crush on her is an understatement.

did she ever help you out in the urinals mate

[Raj]

Who said it was a 'she' ???

[eboswan]

I was madly in love with a teacher once ... to say I had a crush on her is an understatement.

you did

[Raj]

Oh that .... That was only on Thursdays. The rest of the days, he was a man