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you can`t cook

Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 8:21 pm
by eboswan
I came home last night to find my wife watching Delia Smith cooking on Tv.

I said "why are you watching that? You cant cook."

"So what. You watch porn." she replied

Re: you can`t cook

Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 8:32 pm
by Blackbaronfish
:o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I just told the wife that one and she's cracking up :o :oops:

BBF

Re: you can`t cook

Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 8:45 pm
by GrandadG
eboswan wrote:I came home last night to find my wife watching Delia Smith cooking on Tv.

I said "why are you watching that? You cant cook."

"So what. You watch porn." she replied

Brilliant :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: you can`t cook

Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 8:49 pm
by Raj
What are you guys on about ..... :? :? :? :? :?

I cook .................. and watch porn ................ at the same time 8-) :lol: :lol:

Re: you can`t cook

Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 8:53 pm
by GrandadG
Raj wrote:What are you guys on about ..... :? :? :? :? :?

I cook .................. and watch porn ................ at the same time 8-) :lol: :lol:

be careful what you stir your soup with :mrgreen:

Re: you can`t cook

Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 8:56 pm
by Raj
I have never heard it called soup before :twisted:

Re: you can`t cook

Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 8:59 pm
by eboswan
:o :o :shock: raj tossing......................................pancakes while watching porn :shock:

Re: you can`t cook

Posted: Sun May 03, 2015 12:14 am
by air gun
:lol: :lol: