Punch up.

[Linus]

I'm very disappointed with what I saw yesterday on the sands at Blackpool. I was stood at the steps near Central Pier and saw a man and a woman having an almighty domestic - in front of loads of kids without a care in the world. Suddenly, the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the Police. The poor PC who turned up was on his own and after a brief struggle he drew his baton and struck the guy several times - but the guy didn’t go down, there was still a big fight and eventually the guy managed to snatch the baton off the P.C and began assaulting him - AND his wife... with the baton. No sign of Support Unit or any other assistance. But just then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages! Honestly, you couldn't make it up. Never have happened in my day...

[Blackbaronfish]

That's the way you do it

That's the PUNCH line

BBF

[eboswan]

I think I know them was the woman named judy