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Chandelier

PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:54 pm
by FPoole
A local church was having a business meeting about the need for more light in the sanctuary. Several members finally agreed that a nice big chandelier would be just the thing. Questions were raised as to the cost of said chandelier. An old man stood and said that the last one he'd priced, for his former church, was around $2,000. He was also sure that the price had to be more, since this was many years ago. He then noted that, to his knowledge, no one in this current church could even play a chandelier and even if someone could play a chandelier, they probably wouldn't be able to see well enough, until some more lights were put in the church.

Re: Chandelier

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:46 pm
by Raj
Fred, my friend ............ You've lost me, mate. As they say here in England, the light is on but there is nobody home :lol:

Re: Chandelier

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:33 pm
by FPoole
He thinks a chandelier is a musical instrument.