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heres a few

PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 1:55 pm
by poguemahone
went in a shop and asked for a green union jack. shopkeeper said ''we only do union jacks in red white and blue''
i said ''i'll have a blue one then please''

a woman said to me in the pub ''hi, my names carmen, because i like cars and men, whats your name'' ??
i said ''boddingtonsfanny''

as the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought...........just throw the feckin thing.

they say that having sex burns off as many calories as running 8 miles, but who the fook can run 8 miles in 45 seconds.

since i downloaded ''adblocker'' on my computer, all the hot, horny, single women in my area seem to have lost interest in me.

if you hold a mackerel to your ear and listen, you can just about hear the bloke behind the fish counter in tesco,
telling you to put it back.

Re: heres a few

PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:46 am
by Blackbaronfish
Me thinks the joke police are wanting to talk to you :lol: :lol: :lol:

BBF

Re: heres a few

PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:07 am
by eboswan
Blackbaronfish wrote:Me thinks the joke police are wanting to talk to you :lol: :lol: :lol:

BBF


I hope so ..
:lol:

Re: heres a few

PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:30 am
by poguemahone
eboswan wrote:
Blackbaronfish wrote:Me thinks the joke police are wanting to talk to you :lol: :lol: :lol:

BBF


I hope so ..
:lol:

at least someone wants to talk then 8-)

Re: heres a few

PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:38 am
by eboswan
Female police officer..." anything you say can and will be held against you"

Me......"tits" :lol:

Re: heres a few

PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:56 pm
by Blackbaronfish
eboswan wrote:Female police officer..." anything you say can and will be held against you"

Me......"tits" :lol:

:o :lol: :lol: :lol:

BBF