my lucky morning- erm!

my lucky morning- erm!

Postby wastrel » Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:10 pm

got up this morning & walked yawning into the kitchen, the boss, cooking our breakfast at the stove, was wearing a short t-shirt she sleeps in, she turned raising it up & said "take me right now, here on the table"! thinking I was still in bed & dreaming I duly obliged, afterwards, as I lay back on the table with a satisfied grin on my face, she immediately returned to the stove to continue breakfast, I said, "were you feeling horny babe"? she replied
"No, the egg timer`s broken"!
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Re: my lucky morning- erm!

Postby Blackbaronfish » Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:03 pm

So you like your eggs runny ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:

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