on reflection

on reflection

Postby wastrel » Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:06 am

a guy was sat in A&E black & blue from head to toe, bloke next him says "jeez mate, what happened to you"? guy says
"well, I've got this lass over the kitchen table (cleaning it obviously-admin!) there was a noise from front door & the lass screamed "christ, it's my husband, go for the back door"! on reflection, I probably should've made a run for it, but hey, oppertunities like that don't come round too often"!
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