deathbed confessions

deathbed confessions

Postby wastrel » Sun Apr 23, 2017 11:45 am

as a dying woman raggedly breathed her last few breaths, she told her husband in stuttering whispers, "I have to confess my love, I cheated on you with your brother, I`m so sorry, but it was just once, I promise!"
Her husband, sat holding her hand, eyes wet with emotion said "I know my darling, that`s why I poisoned you, but it was just once, I promise!"
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Re: deathbed confessions

Postby Blackbaronfish » Sat Apr 29, 2017 8:08 pm

Words fail me :lol: :lol: :lol:

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