Heimlich maneuver

Heimlich maneuver

Postby wastrel » Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:47 pm

a couple of not so bright sparks were having a pint in their local, a woman nearby was having a bar lunch when she started to choke, frantically she fell to the floor clutching her throat, one of them jumped up shouting "leave this to me-can you breath luv?"
the lady frantically shook her head
"are you chocking?" he asked calmly
she furiously nodded
he knelt down & lifted her skirt, he licked her buttock causing said lady to convulse & offending food piece to shoot out of her mouth, normal breathing soon resumed & all was well!
bloke sits back down & sez to his pal "I thought that Hind Lick Manoover was bollocks, but hey, there you go!"
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Re: Heimlich maneuver

Postby Brooksy » Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:54 pm

Ohhh, no, well, oh yes actually, that's worth cleaning up to put on Facetwit!

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