man sleeps with pig!

man sleeps with pig!

Postby wastrel » Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:29 pm

A bloke walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm, his wife opens her eyes & snatches the duvet tightly, he says "this is the pig I sleep with when you have a headache"! his wife says "that's a sheep"! Bloke says
"I'm talking to the sheep"!
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Re: man sleeps with pig!

Postby Raj » Sun Jan 15, 2017 5:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Si ... I suggest you see a therapist .... soon. :)
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Re: man sleeps with pig!

Postby Blackbaronfish » Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:00 pm

What did Brian do with the sheep :geek:

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Re: man sleeps with pig!

Postby eboswan » Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:35 pm

I got rid of it sharpish....slag .... sleeping with other men :roll:
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Re: man sleeps with pig!

Postby Blackbaronfish » Sun Jan 15, 2017 10:52 pm

Another on its way ;)

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