christmas jokes

christmas jokes

Postby eboswan » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:02 am

Why does father christmas come down the chimney





Because mrs claus has told him he will NEVER come in the back door. :o :lol:

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Why was santa upset when he had a sweater for christmas




Because he was hoping for a moaner or a screamer.. :lol:

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Why is santa always happy



Because he knows where all the naughty girls live :twisted:


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What do christmas trees and priests have in common




They're balls are just for show

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Now just a quick message for you guys.


A doggy is just not for christmas



Its a good all year round position :lol:


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This one is for ray


Ray ive looked at your face book pictures.......your getting some clothes and a bible for christmas :lol:




i know some of the above are naughty but i am prepared too sacrifice one present :lol:
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Re: christmas jokes

Postby Blackbaronfish » Tue Dec 13, 2016 6:10 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Said the little girl...I heard him coming :mrgreen:

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Postby Raj » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:43 am

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