some friends visited me today, as they approached the house they noticed my Border Collies Sox & Misty sat at a table, Sox sipping from a wine glass & Misty wearing a french beret reading the times!! the dogs checked them out for a second, then resumed their drinking & reading.
my friends asked what the hell was going on with my dogs, I said
"Nowt, Their Avant Garde Dogs"
coat time, ahem, I try guys, I try