An airplane was about to crash ........

An airplane was about to crash ........

Postby gdavison » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:17 pm

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected U.S. President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag."
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Re: An airplane was about to crash ........

Postby Blackbaronfish » Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:31 pm

I bet some wish that was true :lol: :lol:

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Re: An airplane was about to crash ........

Postby FPoole » Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:01 pm

Amazing how some one so stupid could be so rich. ;)
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Re: An airplane was about to crash ........

Postby Blackbaronfish » Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:02 pm

FPoole wrote:Amazing how some one so stupid could be so rich. ;)

And wear such bad hair pieces :oops:
The problem is that he's so arrogant and loud :o

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Re: An airplane was about to crash ........

Postby gdavison » Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:26 pm

Blackbaronfish wrote:
FPoole wrote:Amazing how some one so stupid could be so rich. ;)

And wear such bad hair pieces :oops:
The problem is that he's so arrogant and loud :o

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He does look & seem to be a pretty horrible human being
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Re: An airplane was about to crash ........

Postby eboswan » Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:34 pm

And now a very powerful man...god help us.
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Re: An airplane was about to crash ........

Postby Timmytree » Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:47 pm

eboswan wrote:And now a very powerful man...god help us.


True, but as he isn't a lying scumbag politician he will have a little commonsense and possibly a modicum of honesty as well.
He may do things wrong but it will be through good intent and naivety rather than just trying to deceive voters.
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Re: An airplane was about to crash ........

Postby Outandabout » Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:56 pm

Timmytree wrote:
eboswan wrote:And now a very powerful man...god help us.


True, but as he isn't a lying scumbag politician he will have a little commonsense and possibly a modicum of honesty as well.
He may do things wrong but it will be through good intent and naivety rather than just trying to deceive voters.


He will also have an army of advisers to keep him right.IF HE WILL LISTEN. He may be just what is required in this crappy world today.
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Re: An airplane was about to crash ........

Postby FPoole » Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:46 am

In the end, I just feel like he isn't a career politician. That is a very big plus for me.
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