faulty Mercedes

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wastrel
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faulty Mercedes

Sat Sep 03, 2016 4:31 pm

coloured guy go`s into a merc dealership in Texas & says to salesman
"that merc you sold me, there`s summit wrong with it!"
saleman says "no no sir, this is Mercedes, there`s nothing wrong with our cars!"
"well there`s summit wrong with this one!" says the guy.
"sir, that`s an SLK500, it runs like finely tuned watch, if you`ll hand me the keys, I`ll show you" says the salesman.
guy gives him the keys & they both take off around the city, sure enough, it never misses a beat, they return to the dealership & the guy says, swap seats pal, I`ll show you what`s wrong with it, he jumps in drivers seat & they take off again, 100 yds down the street they`re surrounded by 4 cop cars, 8 cops, with guns drawn & screaming, "step out of the car with your hands in the air!"
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Re: faulty Mercedes

Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:01 pm

Good one. :D

Although I have to disagree with Mercs perceived quality mate, we've had 4 Mazda MX5's since 2001 and the grand total of broken parts has been 51 quid. We bought an SLK 200 with 15000 on the clock and guess what, in 3 years it cost us 480 quid in busted bits.
No joke!

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