Humorous Spam Email
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 10:55 am
As spam email seems to be getting funnier as the spammers really don't even try anymore I thought let's get a thread going of the "good ones". Obviously just cut / paste the text, delete any links and attachments
Date of issue 30 august 2016
Reference K 5051661834
Sir/Madam
Final payment request GBP 5,254.38.
Don’t ignore this letter – you need to pay us now if you want to stop us taking enforcement action against you.
We contacted you previously asking you to pay the above amount but you still haven’t done so. The attached statement of liability gives a breakdown of what you owe.
As you’re in the very small minority of people who haven’t paid. We’re treating your case as a priority. If you don’t pay now, we’ll take action to make you pay. The law allows us to enforce debts by seizing your goods and selling them by public auction A regional sheriff officer acting on a summary warrant will do this for us. We can charge fees for this so if you don’t act now it could cost you more money.
For more information and how to pay us please see attached statement.
We’ll continue to add interest to the original debt until you pay in full.
Debt Management
G McLean
HMRC
DMB 512 BX5AB
Phone 03000 560 998
www.gov.uk
Date of issue 30 august 2016
Reference K 5051661834
Sir/Madam
Final payment request GBP 5,254.38.
Don’t ignore this letter – you need to pay us now if you want to stop us taking enforcement action against you.
We contacted you previously asking you to pay the above amount but you still haven’t done so. The attached statement of liability gives a breakdown of what you owe.
As you’re in the very small minority of people who haven’t paid. We’re treating your case as a priority. If you don’t pay now, we’ll take action to make you pay. The law allows us to enforce debts by seizing your goods and selling them by public auction A regional sheriff officer acting on a summary warrant will do this for us. We can charge fees for this so if you don’t act now it could cost you more money.
For more information and how to pay us please see attached statement.
We’ll continue to add interest to the original debt until you pay in full.
Debt Management
G McLean
HMRC
DMB 512 BX5AB
Phone 03000 560 998
www.gov.uk