all cakes a pound

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wastrel
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all cakes a pound

Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:11 pm

guy enters a cake shop & says to the owner
"how much for the strawberry tart?"
baker says "pound mate, everything`s a pound, that`s why the sign outside says all cakes a pound!"
guy says "how much for the blueberry muffin then?"
baker takes a long look at him & says "pound mate, they`re all a pound!"
guy says, "so how much is the lemon tart?" baker says "are you trying to take the piss?"
bloke says "no mate, honestly I`m just trying to make my mind up!"
then asks "so how much for the apple turnover then?"
the baker yells & runs round the counter trying to bundle the guy out of the shop, the guys yelling "no mate, please, I`ve made my mind up, honestly!"
baker says "have you really?"
guy says "yeah seriously, I want that one at the back there, honestly!"
the baker go`s back round the counter & wraps up the cake, put`s it on the counter & says "one pound fifty!"
guy says "you said everything was a pound!"
baker says "aye, but that ones Madeira cake!"
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Re: all cakes a pound

Sat Jul 23, 2016 5:25 pm

Ha ha love it.

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Re: all cakes a pound

Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:09 pm

Blackbaronfish wrote:Ha ha love it.

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You would and all, Ray .... seeing as you bake cakes for a living !!! :lol:
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Re: all cakes a pound

Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:15 pm

:?: Dont get it ?
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Re: all cakes a pound

Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:56 pm

gdavison wrote::?: Dont get it ?

Oh dear you pudding :mrgreen:

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Re: all cakes a pound

Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:34 pm

gdavison wrote::?: Dont get it ?

;)
Aye, but that one's my dearer cake.
:lol:

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Re: all cakes a pound

Sun Jul 24, 2016 8:00 am

Blackbaronfish wrote:
gdavison wrote::?: Dont get it ?

Oh dear you pudding :mrgreen:

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Mason wrote:
gdavison wrote::?: Dont get it ?

;)
Aye, but that one's my dearer cake.
:lol:


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