if you`re having an argument with a woman, ANY woman, & she says "first of all!"
run , this one`s been building, she`s done research, she has a list of facts & you are about to be verbally destroyed!
my wife asked me once "do you think this is too much makeup?"
I replied "depends, are you going to destroy Batman?"
reasons to run for your lives
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Re: reasons to run for your lives
Sounds like you're still in the shit old chap, after Saturdays mishap at Helensburgh
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Re: reasons to run for your lives
FFS Wastrel, why don't you just have done with it with the immortal phrase....
"No, that dress doesn't make you look fat, it's all the chocolate you eat."
"No, that dress doesn't make you look fat, it's all the chocolate you eat."
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Re: reasons to run for your lives
you may be close GG, Brooksy, let me ask you, are you trying to get me elevated from "frozen out" to "kill him in his sleep"??
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Re: reasons to run for your lives
Buy her some chocolates, Thorntons are particularly rich.
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second one mouse that gets the cheese.
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Re: reasons to run for your lives
Brooksy wrote:Buy her some chocolates, Thorntons are particularly rich.
Firstly, you were trying to get Wastrel out of the way ......... now you are trying to make sure Mrs. W's dress dont fit her Is this a cunning plan??
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Re: reasons to run for your lives
I'm not Baldrick, but you gotta love him.
It seems that poor Wastrel can't do right for doing wrong.
1. He was supposed to know where his wife was in a crowded town centre. This comes under the "telepathy" banner. If he possessed this mythical talent he would win the lottery every week and wouldn't need a wife.
2. He didn't ring her immediately because his phone was at home. Had he taken his phone she would have asked "is my company not good enough?" And had he called her immediately she wouldn't have answered it anyway for one of two reasons. A, she was in a "shopping trance" an affliction all women suffer from and fail to acknowledge. B, she would have no reason to throw a moody.
My advice is to bugger off out to the fields for a few hours and wait for her to get bored of sulking.
It seems that poor Wastrel can't do right for doing wrong.
1. He was supposed to know where his wife was in a crowded town centre. This comes under the "telepathy" banner. If he possessed this mythical talent he would win the lottery every week and wouldn't need a wife.
2. He didn't ring her immediately because his phone was at home. Had he taken his phone she would have asked "is my company not good enough?" And had he called her immediately she wouldn't have answered it anyway for one of two reasons. A, she was in a "shopping trance" an affliction all women suffer from and fail to acknowledge. B, she would have no reason to throw a moody.
My advice is to bugger off out to the fields for a few hours and wait for her to get bored of sulking.
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second one mouse that gets the cheese.
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Re: reasons to run for your lives
Brooksy wrote:I'm not Baldrick, but you gotta love him.
It seems that poor Wastrel can't do right for doing wrong.
1. He was supposed to know where his wife was in a crowded town centre. This comes under the "telepathy" banner. If he possessed this mythical talent he would win the lottery every week and wouldn't need a wife.
2. He didn't ring her immediately because his phone was at home. Had he taken his phone she would have asked "is my company not good enough?" And had he called her immediately she wouldn't have answered it anyway for one of two reasons. A, she was in a "shopping trance" an affliction all women suffer from and fail to acknowledge. B, she would have no reason to throw a moody.
My advice is to bugger off out to the fields for a few hours and wait for her to get bored of sulking.
LMTO Brooksy, cheers mate.
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Re: reasons to run for your lives
I don't do mardy women. My wife had the telly on too loud and I asked her to turn it down. She turned it up more so I chopped the plug off whilst she was watching her favourite soap.
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