Air Arms Owners Club

Dear Deirdre,

I was looking through the back bedroom window today when I noticed next doors 20 year old daughter sunbathing totally naked. I have to admit becoming aroused, so naturally I began to play with myself, I just went into a frenzy.

All of a sudden I heard a deep sigh behind me, I turned to see my wife standing on the landing, arms folded and staring intently. She never said a word.

Now I'm really worried, is she a pervert?

BBF

Now then ... Are you sure her arms were folded?

No, and I'm sure our kids have a different mother.