Joke Incoming.

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Brooksy
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Joke Incoming.

Wed Mar 30, 2016 9:38 pm

Two guys sitting in a bar at the top of a skyscraper on a windy night. One says to the other 'I bet I can jump out of the window and be blown back in by the high winds.' ' No way' says his mate, ' 20 quid you won't try.'
So the first guy opens the window and after taking a good run up he dives through the window, after a painful 20 seconds or so he shoots back through the window and lands on the carpet. 'Bloody hell' his mate cries, 'here's your 20 quid.'

An onlooker, amazed and a bit drunk walks over and asks 'will you bet me 20 quid to do the same?'

'Of course I will' replies the first guy, holding up his newly gained money.

So the third fella runs at the open window and dives to his death.

' You know something Superman, you can be a right bitch when you're drunk.' Says the second guy.
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Raj
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Wed Mar 30, 2016 10:09 pm

That is a Superjoke :lol:
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Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:39 am

Batman would have done it :mrgreen:
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