Sex joke?

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Timmytree
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Sex joke?

Thu Jan 21, 2016 5:20 pm

Back and forth . . ..
Back and forth . . ..
In and out . . . .
In and out . . . .
A little to the right ..
A little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . .
And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy . . . .
with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .
Forwards then backwards. . . .
Forward then backward. . . .
Again .. . . .
and again . . . .
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . .
softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally .. . . .
totally exhausted . . . .
she let out a piercing scream . . . .
"OK, OK, you smug ba$tard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"

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GrandadG
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Re: Sex joke?

Thu Jan 21, 2016 5:25 pm

Nice one TT :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Raj
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Re: Sex joke?

Thu Jan 21, 2016 6:36 pm

As Swiss Toni would have said ... "Parking a car is like making love to a woman" ...
“It's the Indian, not the arrow"

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Mason
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Re: Sex joke?

Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:12 pm

^^^^^
so many spaces; so little time. ;)

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Timmytree
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Re: Sex joke?

Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:23 pm

Mason wrote:^^^^^
so many spaces; so little time. ;)


More like so much space, such a small car! :twisted:

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Mason
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Re: Sex joke?

Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:44 pm

Nothing wrong with a small car in the right hands :lol:

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Aitch
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Re: Sex joke?

Fri Jan 22, 2016 7:14 am

Mason wrote:Nothing wrong with a small car in the right hands :lol:

Haven't you mixed the words up, shouldn't it read "Nothing wrong with a right hand in a small car" :twisted:

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Raj
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Re: Sex joke?

Fri Jan 22, 2016 8:05 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: 100 / 100 for wit !!! 8-)
“It's the Indian, not the arrow"

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