Good One.

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Brooksy
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Good One.

Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:04 pm

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.

Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and
ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'

Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'

More heavy breathing and another minute later.

Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'

Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just
Dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .'
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Blackbaronfish
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Re: Good One.

Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BBF
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Geordie
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Re: Good One.

Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:52 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Very good! :D
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