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[Geordie]

Two guys in the pub having a drink one's got his pet dog with him while they're talking the dog starts licking its willy so the other guy says to the dog's owner,"Cor wish I could do that" and the dog's owner replies,"Give him one of your pork scratchings and I'm sure he'd let you".

[Blackbaronfish]

Two guys in the pub having a drink one's got his pet dog with him while they're talking the dog starts licking its willy so the other guy says to the dog's owner,"Cor wish I could do that" and the dog's owner replies,"Give him one of your pork scratchings and I'm sure he'd let you".

When 1975
The old ones are still good though

BBF

[Geordie]

When 1975

[eboswan]

Jesus geordie give it back too them

[Geordie]

Jesus geordie give it back too them