Air Arms Owners Club

there was a poor bloke lying in the street outside my house having just been knocked off his motorbike, a crowd was gathering as I rushed out screaming "move you lot, let me through!" a bystander asked if I was a doctor or paramedic, I said "no, I`m flipping starving & it`s my pizza he`s carrying!"

BBF

No joke, but still worth telling. My aunt witnessed a fellow on a motorcycle get hit in the intersection across from the local farmers market. She said she was sure he was dead or near it and several Mexican migrants ran out to lend a hand, or so she thought. As she watched in horror, they took his jewelry and wallet, then ran back to the market and vanished.
Now for a joke. Boy and girl on a bike, it's cold so the girl puts on the boys jacket. The zipper was busted, so she put the zipper to the back so the air wouldn't blow in. They were smacked by a car and some folks ran out to help. When the ambulance arrived the paramedics asked about injuries. The bystanders said the driver was fine and the girl was fine until they tried to turn her head around.