marrying a virgin- for sure

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marrying a virgin- for sure

Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:19 pm

at the age of 40, Bob tells Mike he thinks it`s time he got married, thing is, she`s got to be a virgin!
"no chance there at our age!" says Mike, "anyway, how would you know for sure?" he asks.
Bob says, "well it seems to me, if you drop your keks, bring out the old fella & ask her what its called, if she`s not a virgin, she`ll call it a c`k or p`k or summit course, then I`ll know, she`s not a virgin, BUT!! if she is a virgin, she`ll look all embarrassed & maybe call it a silly naïve name, then I`ll know!"
"& you reckon that`ll tell you you`ve found a virgin?" says Mike incredulously
"fool proof!" says Bob!
so he starts dating women, bringing them home, dropping his trousers & asking "whaddya call that then?"
one by one they say c`k, p`k etc etc he ditches them all!
eventually, on dropping his pants, this time, the girl hides behind her hand giggling, looking away, she says
"that`s a wee man!"
"Eureeka"- Bob wines & dines her for a few weeks & sweeps the girl off her feet, a proposal is accepted immediately!
on the wedding night Bob emerges from the bathroom naked, erm, ready, & says
"so whaddya call this then?"
his blushing bride giggles & hides her face again, & says, "A wee man!"
Bob exhales & says "its ok darling, we`re married now, you can call it a c`k!"
his bride looks straight at him & says "listen son, I know a c`k when I see one, THAT`S a wee man!"
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