Three friends, John, Hamish and Paddy are lamenting their lack of tickets whilst passing the Olympic field events stadium.
John says, "watch this and if it works, just try the same thing"
He walks onto an adjacent building site, picks up a scaffold pole and marches confidently up to the competitors entrance.
"John Smith, England, Javelin" , the security guard knods approvingly and lets him in.
Hamish eagerly follows suit, picking up a man hole cover from the site, struts to the gate.
"Hamish McTaggert, Scotland, discus", and in he goes
Paddy, selects a roll of barbed wire and follows suit...
"Paddy O'Murphy, Ireland, fencing"
Olympics
- Blackbaronfish
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Re: Olympics
Your on the mend then
BBF
Did I mention that I'm the only one to have attended EVERY meet since we started
Re: Olympics
I am assuming it is the quinine in the gin & tonics
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Re: Olympics
Oldie but it did raise a titter in my laughing dept
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