And suspended again.

Someone not paying the bills?

Should have been put to death by Scaphism.

Look it up, but not after you've just eaten.

According to the Vatican a beaver is a fish!

This was to get round the no meat on fridays rule.

Up a skeet tower!

PULL! - Yes, I did, thanks.

People have long memories.

I'm still annoyed by the Normans!

Have a look at the UK Chinese airgun forum. It's quite astonishing what people can do with those SMK specials with a bit of TLC and a couple of quid. Saying that do some research, as even the Chinese have started to try and cut production costs, and what was previously a fairly good copy of a Rekord...

I honestly don't remember!